Does the Management know their Staff?

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On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, How much do you earn?' The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, 'I earn $2000 a month, Sir. Why?'

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000 cash And gave it to the young man and said, 'Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months' salary, now GET OUT and don't come back'. The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, 'And that appllies for everybody in this company'. He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, 'Who 's the young man that I just fired ?' To which an amazing reply came of,

'He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!'

Thanks to Shaual Hamid who shared this.

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Try smoking

Can you spot all?

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All the famous people in one picture.

Can you identify all?

Click the picture to see it big.

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Questions..

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Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!!




First Question:

You are participating in a race! You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!

If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

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Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.

Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

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Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 .. Now add 30 .. Add another 1000 .. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total?

Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe.

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Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

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Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?




He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you!

Thanks to lasiddiq who shared this riddle.

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Suicide Attempt

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Oh my god.. This guy is trying to commit suicide...

Dreams..

Did You Know?

• One third of our lives are spent sleeping.

• In your lifetime you will spend about six years of it dreaming.

That is more than 2100 days spent in a different world.

• Everybody dreams.

Just because you don’t remember your dreams, it does not mean that you didn’t dream.

• We dream an average of one or two hours every night and we often have four to seven dreams in one night.

• If you are snoring then you cannot be dreaming.

• The word dream stems from the middle English word, ‘dreme’ which means joy and music.

• Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream equally about men and women.

• People who give up smoking have longer and more intense dreams.

• Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They don’t appear in their own dreams until the age of four.

• Five minutes after the end of a dream, half the content is forgotten.
After ten minutes, 99 percent is lost.

கனவு காணும் வாழ்க்கை யாவும்

கலைந்து போகும் கோலங்கள்...

Thanks to "Idle-hours" who shared this info...

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