Interesting Quotes

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking.

But a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

a. Tele-Phone

b. Tele-Vision

c. Tell to Woman.

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.


4. Love your friends not their sisters.

Love your sisters not their friends.


5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.

Next moment, he had the Aqua Fina and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE SPECIFIC


6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?

It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all yourFriends.


7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 said : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 said : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 said : No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 said : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.


9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?

Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.