Where to tap?

Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed?

The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster.

He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.

He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life.

He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.
"What...?" the owners exclaimed. " He hardly did anything..!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer....$ 2.00
Knowing where to.......... $ 9998.00
Total..................................$ 10000.00


Thanks to "FriEndLy $TrAnGer" who shared this story..

If mum gets angry...

To realize the value...

.


To realize the value of four years:
Ask a graduate.


To realize the value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam..!


To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.


To realize the value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.


To realize the value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.


To realize the value of one minute:
Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.


To realize the value of one-second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.


Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have..
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special....

Remember...Hold on tight to the ones you love!


Peace, love and prosperity to all!


Thanks to Mr.Shaual Hamid Maideen P who forwarded the email

Water on Mars

Touching Letter

Game is Over

.


A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"


Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,
"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER




Moral : When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself..



Thanks to FriEndLy $TrAnGer who shared the above..