Be Deaf to Negativity

Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.

A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants. ... The race began....

Honestly:No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. You heard statements such as: "Oh, WAY too difficult!!" "They will NEVER make it to the top." or:"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"

The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one. Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher....

The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up....

But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....This one wouldn't give up!


At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!

THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?

A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal? It turned out....

That the winner was DEAF!!!!



The wisdom of this story is:

Never listen to other people's tendencies to be negative or pessimistic. ... because they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you -- the ones you have in your heart!

Always think of the power words have.Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!

Therefore:ALWAYS be.... POSITIVE!

And above all:Be DEAF when people tell YOU that you cannot fulfill your dreams!

Always think: God and I can do this!

Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the entries they received.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Men & Women

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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes. "The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in theworld. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make yourhusband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautifulwoman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!



For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. Thefrog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "

The woman said, "That's okay, because what'smine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!



The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like amild heart attack!"


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!


Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!



Male readers: Please scroll down.





The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart! Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!



Thanks to "Siva" who share the above..

Reasons why ladies today are still Single??

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1. The nice men are ugly.



2. The handsome men are not nice.



3. The handsome and nice men are gay.



4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.



5. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men, have no money.


6. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.



7. The handsome men without money are after our money.



8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.



9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.



10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!



11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.


12. Love failure?


Thanks to "Shaual Hamid Maideen P" for this contribution



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